Hell, I'm so goddamn creative, it's as if I've got much too much stuff to sell; so I'm forced into a situation where I gotta give it away! And would you believe the freebies I've got ready and waiting for you! The "Cut Me Out and Dress Me Up" Luis Drayton doll; three (count 'em) comic books, plus my psychedelic supa-e-fanzine, "Agitated"; the PrettySick "Eye-Spy Tranny Blogger/Artist/Webmistress"; the prick-teasing, tastebud-stimulating "Transvestite and Homosexual Conversion Therapy" animation and screensaver; and best of all, an invite to take part in "Colour Me Sick: The TG Self-Portrait Colouring-In Project"! It's like Chr*stmas came early for all you sweethearts out there! So tell me now, am I the biggest-hearted tranny you'll ever meet, or what?