Okay sweethearts, listen up! Now... if you're familiar with this site, you'll know all about the different kinds of shit I'm always trying to con you into buying - comic books, fanzines, T-shirts, badges...  I'll be tying my turds with a ribbon and trying to sell you them next! (And do you know, there's people out there who'd probably be willing to buy 'em...) Anyway, to the above list I now proudly add... The Luis Drayton <<Pile Of Shit>> Fine Art Portfolio - a collection of twelve fine art prints (eight colour, four black and white) featuring drawings, cartoons, montages and so on, and all of 'em from the dainty <<dick>> hand of Luis <<him>>myself! If you like the imagery I've created for this site, then it's the sort of <<shit>> thing I just know you're gonna love! The twelve prints (all of them printed on finest A4 photographic paper, and by a traditional method involving my Lexmark 1190 printer) have been individually signed, and they come in a beautifully crafted folder, obtained exclusively from the 50p and £1 store near Shepherd's Bush tube. All this for the measly sum of £8.00? No shit, Sherlock! Just click on the box below to make your order...  Say, have I conned any of you into thinking my shit's worth that sort of cash yet?

Just a few examples of the wonderful works of art you can expect to find in The Luis Drayton Fine Art Portfolio...

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